That is Latin for “Life is a job.” I did not study that in class and even from a guide. I discovered that from Father Guido Sarducci.
For youthful readers, that identify might draw a clean. Father Guido wasn’t an actual individual. He was a fictional priest performed by comic and author Don Novello, and was a daily visitor on “Saturday Night time Stay” within the Nineteen Seventies and ’80s.
His most well-known routine concerned explaining how a secret letter found on the Vatican revealed the reality of what occurs if you die. Up to now, the church believed that a worthy soul would go away the physique like a bubble on the backside of a 7-Up bottle. The purer your soul, the upper into heaven you’d float.
However this letter overturned all that. It seems life is a job, and your wage is $14.50 a day. Whenever you die, you undergo an extended darkish tunnel, and on the finish of it there’s God, ready for you, and he pays you your cash. However there is a catch: He counts up all of your sins, and it’s a must to pay for them proper there.
“Perhaps you’ve got heard that expression, ‘You must pay in your sins’?” Sarducci would say. “That is the reality. You do should pay in your sins — in money.”
Steal a bag of potato chips once you’re just a little child? Six bucks. Every time you lied? Ten dollars. And so forth.
I all the time thought the bit was hilarious. However two tales within the information this week made me consider it — and neither is humorous.
The primary was a report out of the Vatican. Bishop Marcelo Sanchez Sorondo advised a Spanish-language Catholic newspaper that “proper now, those that are greatest implementing the social doctrine of the church are the Chinese language.” In China, he stated “the financial system doesn’t dominate politics, as occurs in the USA, one thing People themselves would say.”
This got here on the heels of the Vatican’s choice in December to order two underground Catholic bishops in China to step apart so authorities-accredited bishops might take their place. The church, determined to revive official relations with Beijing, is seemingly prepared to render unto the Caesars of the Politburo not solely what’s theirs, however what’s God’s as properly.
Sorondo’s feedback have been particularly galling as a result of they amounted to nothing lower than bearing false witness. He went on at nice size about how the Chinese language “shouldn’t have shantytowns,” and Chinese language younger individuals “don’t take medicine,” because of China’s “constructive nationwide conscience.”
It is true that beneath China’s “state capitalism” lots of of hundreds of thousands of individuals have…